Quote #517
There is not one female comic who was beautiful as a little girl.
Quote #26716
And it’s a long drive down the line to centerfield.
Quote #9768
Nobody picks on a strong man.
Quote #14308
When one door closes another door opens; but we often look so long and...
Quote #24783
Not houses finely roofed or the stones of walls well builded, nay nor canals...
Quote #23480
Many brave men lived before Agamemnon but all are overwhelmed in eternal night, unwept,...
Quote #11006
God put me on this earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right...
Quote #10202
Parents can only advise their children or point them in the right direction. Ultimately...
Quote #25689
Spouses often point out each other’s deficiencies. Instead, we should be each other’s motivator....
Quote #24453
I think it a very happy accident.