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Better be quarreling than lonesome.
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She tells enough white lies to ice a wedding cake.
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Keep five yards from a carriage, ten yards from a horse, and a hundred...
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Our scientific power has outrun our spiritual power. We have guided missiles and misguided...
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A humorist is a fellow who realizes, first, that he is no better than...
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For that’s what a woman, a mother wants — to teach her children to...
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Disclaimer If anyone disagrees with anything I say, I am quite prepared to not...
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Talkers are no good doers.
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It is a denial of justice not to stretch out a helping hand to...
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The Constitution gives every American the inalienable right to make a damn fool of...