Quote #25006
Resolve to be thyself and know, that he who finds himself, loses his misery.
Quote #20823
Men have died from time to time, and worms have eaten them, but not...
Quote #17033
We hate those who will not take our advice, and despise them who do.
Quote #34228
Getting fired is nature’s way to telling you that you had the wrong job...
Quote #8398
An elephant is a mouse, built to government specifications.
Quote #34646
Every time I paint a portrait I lose a friend.
Quote #20458
No one is so old as those who have outlived enthusiasm.
Quote #2502
No doubt Jack the Ripper excused himself on the grounds that it was human...
Quote #26391
The person who can bring the spirit of laughter into a room is indeed...
Quote #6088
After all, all he did was string together a lot of old, well-known quotations.