Quote #15657
Would you who judge of the lawfulness or unlawfulness of pleasure, take this rule;...
Quote #34369
Let not the sands of time get in your lunch.
Quote #34605
Golf isn’t a game, it’s a choice that one makes with one’s life.
Quote #18658
God gives the nuts but he does not crack them.
Quote #32635
God is a comic playing to an audience that’s afraid to laugh.
Quote #22466
The people sensible enough to give good advice are usually sensible enough to give...
Quote #22621
You ought not to practice childish ways, since you are no longer that age.
Quote #28906
Both tears and sweat are salty, but they render a different result. Tears will...
Quote #11792
A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words...
Quote #3089
Muscles come and go; flab lasts.