Quote #20270
Man’s best possession is a sympathetic wife.
Quote #26060
If you’re going to have it – have it all.
Quote #30824
Life is unbearable, but death is not so pleasant either.
Quote #5146
New Jersey needs a hero. Bon Jovi does not count.
Quote #28047
You can pretend to be serious you can’t pretend to be witty.
Quote #17641
The king’s might is greater than human, and his arm is very long.
Quote #16020
If you see yourself as prosperous, you will be. If you see yourself as...
Quote #30029
My spelling is Wobbly. It’s good spelling but it Wobbles, and the letters get...
Quote #22868
Expecting a carjacker or rapist or drug pusher to care that his possession or...
Quote #32074
If you go into what I call a bubble boom, every bubble bursts.