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Fig Newton: The force required to accelerate a fig 39.37 inches per sec.
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My friend is one… who take me for what I am.
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Screenwriters? Schmucks with Underwoods.
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You can get everything in life you want if you will just help enough...
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The reason why so few people are agreeable in conversation is that each is...
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There is no calamity which a great nation can invite which equals that which...
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Any sufficiently advanced bug is indistinguishable from a feature.
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If you’re a singer you lose your voice. A baseball player loses his arm....
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It is equally wrong to speed a guest who does not want to go,...
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I suppose it is much more comfortable to be mad and not know it...