Quote #6689
Happiness is an imaginary condition, formerly attributed by the living to the dead, now...
Quote #23495
Even when freshly washed and relieved of all obvious confections, children tend to be...
Quote #7433
The past is certain, the future obscure.
Quote #25468
The eye sees only what the mind is prepared to comprehend.
Quote #11764
Here stand I. I can do no other.
Quote #20981
O, beware, my lord, of jealousy It is the green-eyed monster which doth mock...
Quote #200
We are just an advanced breed of monkeys on a minor planet of a...
Quote #3177
The trouble with my wife is that she is a whore in the kitchen...
Quote #10849
I have a theory that the truth is never told during the nine-to-five hours.
Quote #16635
I have found out in later years that we were very poor, but the...