Quote #32895
The real wit tells jokes to make others feel superior, while the half-wit tells...
Quote #2999
Any pitcher who throws at a batter and deliberately tries to hit him is...
Quote #19837
Are we at last brought to such a humiliating and debasing degradation, that we...
Quote #11738
The only function of economic forecasting is to make astrology look respectable.
Quote #28562
The Universe may be as great as they say. But it wouldn’t be missed...
Quote #19671
Kill no more pigeons than you can eat.
Quote #12850
Tis a good thing to laugh at any rate, and if a straw can...
Quote #16144
How frequently are the honesty and integrity of a man disposed of by a...
Quote #13869
Courage is the ladder on which all other virtues mount.
Quote #2583
Do it big or stay in bed.