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Nightcrawler You know, outside the circus, most people were afraid of me. But I...
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He who has a thousand friendsHas not a friend to spare,While he who has...
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Wit is the only wall between us and the dark.
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We never know the worth of water ’til the well is dry.
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You can pretend to be serious you can’t pretend to be witty.
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A great many people think they are thinking when they are merely re-arranging their...
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You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try.
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Tomorrow is the most important thing in life. Comes into us at midnight, very...
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Sincere diplomacy is no more possible than dry water or wooden iron.
Quote #15431
I always keep a supply of stimulant handy in case I see a snake–which...