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I have called this principle, by which each slight variation, if useful, is preserved,...
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I thank God I am as honest as any man living that is an...
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Anyone that’s ever had their kitchen done over knows that it never gets done...
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Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the...
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You cannot shake hands with a clenched fist.
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America is the country where you buy a lifetime supply of aspirin for one...
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Time is an illusion, lunchtime doubly so.
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‘Tis not every question that deserves an answer.
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A friend told me that each morning when we get up we have to...
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My fellow Americans, I am pleased to tell you I just signed legislation which...