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Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side,...
Quote #12752
God has always been hard on the poor.
Quote #11064
Politics is the science of getting more power than anyone deserves to have.
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We hate some persons because we do not know them and we will not...
Quote #30440
Those that think it permissible to tell white lies soon grow color blind.
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To be a well-flavored man is the gift of fortune, but to write or...
Quote #20387
Humor is something that thrives between man’s aspirations and his limitations. There is more...
Quote #22562
They do not leave home without American Express. … Blame the moral carelessness that...
Quote #11928
We enjoy warmth because we have been cold. We appreciate light because we have...
Quote #12379
I have no money, no resources, and no hope. I am the happiest man...