Quote #477
I love children — especially when they cry, for then someone takes them away.
Quote #2363
I was once thrown out of a mental hospital for depressing the other patients.
Quote #1853
Fame is a vapor; popularity an accident; the only earthly certainty is oblivion.
Quote #9160
Life is an adventure in forgiveness.
Quote #12949
No one now dies of fatal truths; there are too many antidotes to them.
Quote #4486
Patience is the best remedy for every trouble.
Quote #1080
Andrew is the operating system of the future and always will be.
Quote #10874
I consider it useless and tedious to represent what exists, because nothing that exists...
Quote #22238
Don’t walk behind me I may not lead. Don’t walk in front of me...
Quote #2616
I do not believe the expenditure of $2.50 for a book entitles the purchaser...