Quote #341
Not one shred of evidence supports the notion that life is serious.
Quote #21057
Happy the people whose annals are blank in the history books
Quote #24880
Watch out for the fellow who talks about putting things in order Putting things...
Quote #21328
A good picture is equivalent to a good deed.
Quote #5939
Humor is the great thing, the saving thing. The minute it crops up, all...
Quote #418
Different taste in jokes is a great strain on the affections.
Quote #16165
Often a certain abdication of prudence and foresight is an element of success.
Quote #22067
It is only prudent never to place complete confidence in that by which we...
Quote #31628
Life is like a cash register, in that every account, every thought, every deed,...
Quote #19849
The trouble with being punctual is that nobody’s there to appreciate it.