Quote #884
A thorough knowledge of the Bible is worth more than a college education.
Quote #27759
Somebody has to do something, and it’s just incredibly pathetic that it has to...
Quote #15244
It is a pleasure to give advice, humiliating to need it, normal to ignore...
Quote #13367
The lottery is a tax on people who flunked math.
Quote #4455
A likely impossibility is always preferable to an unconvincing possibility.
Quote #31585
What is man without the beasts If all the beasts were gone, man would...
Quote #18268
Life is what happens to you while you’re busy making other plans.
Quote #19468
You know…that a blank wall is an apalling thing to look at. The wall...
Quote #17686
Funny how the new things are the old things.
Quote #33495
I used to believe that marriage would diminish me, reduce my options. That you...