Quote #13491
Cynics are made, not born.
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If there were no husbands, who would look after our mistresses?
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Jokes of the proper kind, properly told, can do more to enlighten questions of...
Quote #11941
If you take out the killings, Washington actually has a very low crime rate.
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We ought not to look back unless it is to derive useful lessons from...
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Eat a live toad the first thing in the morning and nothing worse will...
Quote #5164
If we had no winter, the spring would not be so pleasant.
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Sometimes being a friend means mastering the art of timing. There is a time...
Quote #32651
Anything that is too stupid to be spoken is sung.
Quote #3770
We should be careful to get out of an experience only the wisdom that...