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Tommy Did you hear I graduated Richard Yeah and just a shade under a...
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Practicing the Golden Rule is not a sacrifice; it is an investment.
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I want a busy life, a just mind, and a timely death.
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Our whole life is an attempt to discover when our spontaneity is whimsical, sentimental...
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Imagination grows by exercise and contrary to common belief is more powerful in the...
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You’re the one I love to love, hate to hate, love to hate and...
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Man is an animal which, alone among the animals, refuses to be satisfied by...
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I live for books.
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For the villainy of the world is great, and a man has to run...
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There’s no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working...