Quote #32776
All the problems of the world could be settled easily if men were only...
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I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn’t park anywhere near...
Quote #3333
We do not have to visit a madhouse to find disordered minds; our planet...
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A woman can forgive a man for the harm he does her…but she can...
Quote #1839
There is one difference between a tax collector and a taxidermist- the taxidermist leaves...
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Always be a first-rate version of yourself, instead of a second-rate version of someone...
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I sit here all day trying to persuade people to do the things they...
Quote #24643
When you blame others, you give up your power to change.
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Man is only miserable so far as he thinks himself so.
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Nothing discernable to the eye of the spirit is more brilliant or obscure than...