Quote #13156
He has achieved success who has lived well, laughed often, and loved much.
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When a man says he approves of something in principle, it means he hasn’t...
Quote #8974
Security is a kind of death.
Quote #31837
The philosophers of the Middle Ages demonstrated both that the Earth did not exist...
Quote #13233
Violence is the way stupid people try to level the playing field.
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It’s cabin fever season people, that time of year when four walls feel like...
Quote #44
I have a rock garden. Last week three of them died.
Quote #375
I rely on my personality for birth control.
Quote #19627
The modern conservative is engaged in one of man’s oldest exercises in moral philosophy...
Quote #9733
Men want sex. If men ruled the world, they could get sex anywhere, anytime....