Quote #6793
They used to photograph Shirley Temple through gauze. They should photograph me through linoleum.
Quote #33001
I am not young enough to know everything.
Quote #338
The more you run over a dead cat, the flatter it gets.
Quote #16993
Wit makes its own welcome and levels all distinctions.
Quote #20563
Joy is but the sign that creative emotion is fulfilling its purpose.
Quote #870
It is a mistake to suppose that God is only, or even chiefly, concerned...
Quote #2765
Be wary of the man who urges an action in which he himself incurs...
Quote #10868
The secret to life is that there is no secret.
Quote #23352
The freedom fighters of Nicaragua … are the moral equal of our Founding Fathers...
Quote #28812
He who trims himself to suit everyone will soon whittle himself away.