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Lactomangulation, n.: Manhandling the “open here” spout on a milk carton so badly that...
Quote #31927
Too many pieces of music finish too long after the end.
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Every invalid is a doctor.
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A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he...
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He of whom many are afraid ought to fear many.
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Life’s a voyage that’s homeward bound.
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Children are like wet cement. Whatever falls on them makes an impression.
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In those days spirits were brave, the stakes were high, men were real men,...
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Barnum was wrong – it’s more like every 30 seconds.
Quote #10151
If man could have half his wishes, he would double his troubles.