Quote #9992
Someone bent on suicide won?t have much sense of humour left.
Quote #17189
By all means marry if you get a good wife, you’ll be happy. If...
Quote #11560
The phrase “domestic cat” is an oxymoron.
Quote #12633
You go to war with the Army you have. They?re not the Army you...
Quote #13847
Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and...
Quote #1930
Every time a friend succeeds, I die a little.
Quote #23476
Whoever cultivates the golden mean avoids both the poverty of a hovel and the...
Quote #33795
If you can react the same way to winning and losing, that is a...
Quote #23953
There ain’t no such thing as a free lunch.
Quote #4580
Never promise more than you can perform.