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The Night has a thousand eyes, And the Day but one; Yet the light...
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Ya know, if you treat every comic the way you treated me tonight, You...
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Poets have been mysteriously silent on the subject of cheese.
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From the end spring new beginnings.
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Sweet is revenge – especially to women.
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The number of guests at dinner should not be less than the number of...
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If you are not big enough to lose, you are not big enough to...
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My home is not a place, it is people.
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It is not the rich man you should properly call happy, but him who...
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I would rather think of life as a good book. The further you get...