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You see these bums, you know, blowing up campuses … storming around about this...
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I know a mother-in-law who sleeps with her glasses on, the better to see...
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I think that maybe if women and children were in charge we would get...
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You should always go to other people’s funerals, otherwise, they won’t come to yours.
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I hold a creed, which no one ever taught me, and which I seldon...
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He that is busy is tempted by but one devil; he that is idle,...
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A photograph never grows old. You and I change, people change all through the...
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A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car;...
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Practical wisdom is only to be learned in the school of experience. Precepts and...
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An American is a man with two arms and four wheels.