Quote #21777
Bed is the poor man’s opera.
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There are days when any electrical appliance in the house, including the vacuum cleaner,...
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This one step — choosing a goal and sticking to it — changes everything.
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Always do sober what you said you’d do drunk. That will teach you to...
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Internet is so big, so powerful and pointless that for some people it is...
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I don’t know why you use a fancy French word like dtente when there’s...
Quote #3788
“A penny for your thoughts?” “A dollar for your death.”
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Oh, what a tangled web we weave, When first we practice to deceive
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What a blessing it would be if we could open and shut our ears...
Quote #14531
Are you going to come quietly, or do I have to use earplugs?