Quote #8266
A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle.
Quote #1169
Nothing is illegal if one hundred businessmen decide to do it.
Quote #10489
It is confidence in our bodies, minds and spirits that allows us to keep...
Quote #3829
We could never learn to be brave and patient, if there were only joy...
Quote #4408
Everything that deceives may be said to enchant.
Quote #9873
Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
Quote #13849
God gave us memory so that we might have roses in December.
Quote #1567
Let me advise thee not to talk of thyself as being old. There is...
Quote #16676
When I am dead, I hope it is said, ‘His sins were scarlet, but...
Quote #18250
I generally avoid temptation unless I can’t resist it.