Quote #31344
Most turkeys taste better the day after my mother’s tasted better the day before.
Quote #32874
Potatoes are to food what sensible shoes are to fashion.
Quote #21157
We must use time as a tool, not as a couch.
Quote #6153
What this country needs is more free speech worth listening to.
Quote #32066
I just owe almost everything to my father and it’s passionately interesting for me...
Quote #11807
Repulsion is the sentry that guards the gate to all that we most desire.
Quote #832
Punctuality is the virtue of the bored.
Quote #1738
Few people think more than two or three times a year; I have made...
Quote #32464
Television is chewing gum for the eyes.
Quote #1791
It is always the best policy to tell the truth, unless, of course, you...