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I never believed in Santa Claus because I knew no white dude would come...
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If you can spend a perfectly useless afternoon in a perfectly useless manner, you...
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We know what a person thinks not when he tells us what he thinks,...
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To resist the frigidity of old age one must combine the body, the mind...
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A man is very apt to complain of the ingratitude of those who have...
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Judge not the horse by his saddle.
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It is rash to condemn where you are ignorant.
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Illegal aliens have always been a problem in the United States. Ask any Indian.
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No man can be happy without a friend, nor be sure of his friend...
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I play in the low 80′s. If it’s any hotter than that, I won’t...