Quote #32585
Perform your long and heavy task with energy, treading the path to which Fate...
Quote #338
The more you run over a dead cat, the flatter it gets.
Quote #12294
Stop thinking, and end your problems.
Quote #3431
The society which scorns excellence in plumbing as a humble activity and tolerates shoddiness...
Quote #9620
Knowledge speaks, but wisdom listens.
Quote #2120
A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather...
Quote #34053
Being plied with fine food always puts me in mind of the slammer, cause...
Quote #15378
Because the results are expressed in numbers, it is easy to make the mistake...
Quote #32355
When the time comes for friends to part, love will be the bride, from...
Quote #1299
Retirement at sixty-five is ridiculous. When I was sixty-five I still had pimples.