Quote #24491
Within a stone’s throw of it.
Quote #12291
Time does not always pass at the same speed. We are the ones who...
Quote #19057
Silence is golden when you can’t think of a good answer.
Quote #2532
Philosophy is to the real world as masturbation is to sex.
Quote #22095
Reality is a crutch for people who can’t handle drugs.
Quote #4635
An old doting fool, with one foot already in the grave.
Quote #15179
Many search for happiness as we look for a hat we wear on our...
Quote #25500
I’m not going to buy my kids an encyclopedia. Let them walk to school...
Quote #14049
Not only is there no God, but try getting a plumber on weekends.
Quote #19809
Old age is fifteen years older than I am.