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Self-pity is our worst enemy and if we yield to it, we can never...
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School days are the unhappiest in the whole span of human existence. They are...
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On the whole human beings want to be good, but not too good and...
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Austin Powers No doubt, love, but as long as people are still having promiscuous...
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The only rules comedy can tolerate are those of taste, and the only limitations...
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Give not over thy soul to sorrow and afflict not thyself in thy own...
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Sometimes when I look at my children I say to myself, “Lillian, you should...
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Think of what would happen to us in America if there were no humorists...
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Part of the inhumanity of the computer is that, once it is competently programmed...
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It was a book to kill time for those who like it better dead.