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Is there a rehab center for Coke drinkers? I drink six to eight cans...
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Nudists have no fashion sense.
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God has so made the mind of man that a peculiar deliciousness resides in...
Quote #32251
I’m just an average guy. I’m not Mother Teresa, but I’m not Charles Manson...
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I sometimes think that the saving grace of America lies in the fact that...
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The people may be made to follow a path of action, but they may...
Quote #3280
Love is so much better when you are not married.
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I stopped believing in Santa Claus when my mother took me to see him...
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Complaining is good for you as long as you’re not complaining to the person...
Quote #4498
Enjoy your own life without comparing it with that of another.