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If you can’t be funny, be interesting.
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The only successful substitute for brains is silence.
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URLs are the 800 numbers of the 1990′s.
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Drunkenness is temporary suicide.
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Cats and monkeys; monkeys and cats; all human life is there.
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He who is greedy is disgraced; he who discloses his hardship will always be...