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Know the true value of time snatch, seize, and enjoy every moment of it....
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If there is anything we wish to change in the child, we should first...
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The golden rule of cats that governs all relationships we have with people: you...
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There are still normal people around, they just changed the definition of normal
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Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker.
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No persons are more frequently wrong, than those who will not admit they are...
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For what is it to die but to stand naked in the wind and...
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Never date a woman you can hear ticking.
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Since no one is perfect, it follows that all great deeds have been accomplished...
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Because of what you have done the heavens have become a part of man’s...