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There’s no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working...
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When of a gossiping circle it was asked, “What are they doing?” The answer...
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Life is not anything, but an opportunity for something.
Quote #21484
We take the shortest route to the puck and arrive in ill humor.
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I don’t think necessity is the mother of invention – invention, in my opinion,...
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In order to be irreplaceable one must always be different.
Quote #31503
Don’t spend time beating on a wall, hoping to transform it into a door.
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America believes in education: the average professor earns more money in a year than...
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Water, taken in moderation, cannot hurt anybody.
Quote #15659
No good poem, however confessional is may be, is just a self-expression. Who on...