Quote #2044
Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.
Quote #13296
Truth is so obscure in these times and falsehood so established that unless one...
Quote #33147
If your ship doesn’t come in, swim out to it
Quote #13853
The public have an insatiable curiosity to know everything. Except what is worth knowing....
Quote #19328
So live that you wouldn’t be ashamed to sell the family parrot to the...
Quote #2814
It is now possible for a flight attendant to get a pilot pregnant.
Quote #31053
Above all things, be not made an ass to carry the burdens of other...
Quote #6435
Engineering is the practice of safe and economic application of the scientific laws governing...
Quote #1606
The future belongs to those who prepare for it today.
Quote #22486
So you are lean and mean and resourceful and you continue to walk on...