Quote #10133
If people never did silly things, nothing intelligent would ever get done.
Quote #23462
Remember when life’s path is steep to keep your mind even.
Quote #3929
There are only two ways of telling the complete truth–anonymously and posthumously.
Quote #1113
One could not be a successful scientist without realizing that, in contrast to the...
Quote #500
Puritanism: The haunting fear that someone, somewhere, may be happy.
Quote #30007
Only the most foolish of mice would hide in a cat’s ear, but only...
Quote #2647
When in doubt, have two guys come through the door with guns.
Quote #29072
Two things only the people actually desire bread and circuses.
Quote #13551
Suburbia is where the developer bulldozes out the trees, then names the streets after...
Quote #19770
I am certain of nothing but the holiness of the heart’s affections and the...