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Sometimes you have to play for a long time to be able to play...
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She cried, and the judge wiped her tears with my checkbook.
Quote #3969
Washington is the only place where sound travels faster than light.
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Sadness is but a wall between two gardens.
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An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind.
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Television A medium. So called because it is neither rare nor well done.
Quote #1919
Imagine the Creator as a low comedian, and at once the world becomes explicable.
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It is in the gift for employing all the vicissitudes of life to one’s...
Quote #11247
A society of sheep must in time beget a government of wolves.
Quote #23590
He who comes to a conclusion when the other side is unheard, may have...