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We have just enough religion to make us hate, but not enough to make...
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A free lunch is only found in mousetraps.
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Wear a smile and have friends, wear a scowl and have wrinkles.
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Funny is an attitude.
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Against the assault of laughter, nothing can stand.
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Half our standards come from our first masters, and the other half from our...
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There are people who strictly deprive themselves of each and every eatable, drinkable, and...
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True silence is the rest of the mind it is to the spirit what...
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I think this is the most extraordinary collection of talent, of human knowledge, that...
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Your most unhappy customers are your greatest source of learning.