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Getting fired is nature’s way to telling you that you had the wrong job...
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Yesterday, December seventh, 1941, a date which will live in infamy, the United States...
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In waking a tiger, use a long stick.
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A good friend can tell you what is the matter with you in a...
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Murphy Brown is doing better than I am. At least she knows she still...
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You cannot keep a man down without staying down with him.
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It is slavery to live in the mind unless it has become part of...
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Do not judge men by mere appearances for the light laughter that bubbles on...
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Hey, what do you think drives all this grey matter up here Electricity. It’s...
Quote #2574
We owe to the Middle Ages the two worst inventions of humanity – gunpowder...