Quote #32635
God is a comic playing to an audience that’s afraid to laugh.
Quote #26419
Youth is something very new twenty years ago no one mentioned it.
Quote #5238
Those that respect the law and love sausage should watch neither being made.
Quote #9678
For a significant manwoman, the one thought he values greatly, to the laughter and...
Quote #15753
This I do know beyond any reasonable doubt. Regardless of what you are doing,...
Quote #2309
Aliter catuli longe olent, aliter sues. (“Puppies and pigs have a very different smell.”)
Quote #18473
If this is coffee, please bring me some tea but if this is tea,...
Quote #28712
A university is not a service station. Neither is it a political society, nor...
Quote #20723
Arguments are to be avoided they are always vulgar and often convincing.
Quote #27224
If anyone attempts to hall down the American flag shoot him on the spot.