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I installed a skylight in my apartment. The people who live above me are...
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There art two cardinal sins from which all others spring Impatience and Laziness.
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Sex is a bad thing because it rumples the clothes.
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Nothing spoils a confession like repentance.
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Obstacles are those frightful things you see when you take your eyes off the...
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Never continue in a job you don’t enjoy. If you’re happy in what you’re...
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Be courteous to all, but intimate with few, and let those few be well...
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One of the most tragic things I know about human nature is that all...
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There was never an angry man that thought his anger unjust.
Quote #19603
Sandy Carl I want you to kill all the gophers on the golf course...