Steven Wright, Standup Comedy Routine Quote #8748 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 I installed a skylight in my apartment. The people who live above me are...
Franz Kafka Quote #29090 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 There art two cardinal sins from which all others spring Impatience and Laziness.
Jackie Onassis Quote #381 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Sex is a bad thing because it rumples the clothes.
Anatole France Quote #1856 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Nothing spoils a confession like repentance.
Hannah More Quote #13776 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Obstacles are those frightful things you see when you take your eyes off the...
Rodan of Alexandria Quote #23392 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Never continue in a job you don’t enjoy. If you’re happy in what you’re...
George Washington Quote #5319 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Be courteous to all, but intimate with few, and let those few be well...
Dale Carnegie Quote #19622 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 One of the most tragic things I know about human nature is that all...
Saint Francis de Sales Quote #31430 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 There was never an angry man that thought his anger unjust.
CaddyShack Quote #19603 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Sandy Carl I want you to kill all the gophers on the golf course...