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Defining and analyzing humor is a pastime of humorless people.
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There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats.
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You can’t separate peace from freedom because no one can be at peace unless...
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Live each season as it passes breathe the air, drink the drink, taste the...
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Make hunger thy sauce, as a medicine for health.
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A prudent question is one half of wisdom.
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You should enter a ballpark the way you enter a church.
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A jury consists of twelve persons chosen to decide who has the better lawer.
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The lottery is a tax on people who flunked math.
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The tree of liberty grows only when watered by the blood of tyrants.