Quote #13007
I am an agnostic; I do not pretend to know what many ignorant men...
Quote #838
A lot of people mistake a short memory for a clear conscience.
Quote #25750
There are some things so serious you have to laugh at them.
Quote #22811
There are three classes into which all the women past seventy that ever I...
Quote #31081
The younger brother hath the more wit.
Quote #21878
Football isn’t a contact sport, it’s a collision sport. Dancing is a contact sport.
Quote #24269
As long as Nazi violence was unleashed only, or mainly, against the Jews, the...
Quote #15258
Our five senses are incomplete without the sixth – a sense of humor.
Quote #30939
When the mouse laughs at the cat there is a hole nearby.
Quote #19121
Most people would succeed in small things if they were not troubled with great...