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All the fat guys watch me and say to their wives, ‘See, there’s a...
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Often sound advice turns out to be totally wrong. Sometimes things turn out in...
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When I was fourteen, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to...
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To limit the press is to insult a nation to prohibit reading of certain...
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If you can find something everyone agrees on, it’s wrong.
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It is not growing like a tree in bulk doth make man better be;...
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“What made the deepest impression upon you?” inquired a friend one day of Lincoln,...
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I detest life-insurance agents they always argue that I shall some day die, which...
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You must have a room, or a certain hour or so a day, where...
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Talking with you is sort of the conversational equivalent of an out of body...