Quote #26565
I have sometimes been wildly, despairingly, acutely miserable … but through it all I...
Quote #17786
I’ve come loaded with statistics, for I’ve noticed that a man can’t prove anything...
Quote #34505
Murphy Brown is doing better than I am. At least she knows she still...
Quote #29393
When you have shot and killed a man you have in some measure clarified...
Quote #34113
Comedy is nothing more than tragedy deferred.
Quote #1737
If a thing is worth doing, it is worth doing badly.
Quote #621
The eleventh commandment — Thou shalt not be found out — is the only...
Quote #14560
A cucumber should be well-sliced, dressed with pepper and vinegar, and then thrown out.
Quote #23847
It is the sign of a week mind to be unable to bear wealth.
Quote #20566
A very small degree of hope is sufficient to cause the birth of love.