Quote #111
Time is an illusion, lunchtime doubly so.
Quote #3554
Usenet is like a herd of performing elephants with diarrhea — massive, difficult to...
Quote #5206
Ninety percent of all mental errors are in your head.
Quote #5631
God runs electromagnetics by wave theory on Monday, Wednesday, and Friday, and the Devil...
Quote #5658
Everyone is as God has made him, and oftentimes a great deal worse.
Quote #22572
How God ever brings like to like.
Quote #31315
Before marriage, a man declares that he would lay down his life to serve...
Quote #2585
Facts are facts and will not disappear on account of your likes.
Quote #29656
We seek the comfort of another. Someone to share our dreams and to share...
Quote #320
A week is a long time in politics.