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What is the use of a house if you haven’t got a tolerable planet...
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A man said to the universe ‘Sir, I exist’ ‘However,’ replied the universe. ‘The...
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The world is a funny paper read backwards. And that way it isn’t so...
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If you sincerely desire a _truly_ well-rounded education, you must study the extremists, the...
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Nothing is as irritating as the fellow who chats pleasantly while he’s overcharging you.
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A good friend can tell you what is the matter with you in a...
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O Romeo, Romeo! wherefore art thou Romeo?
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It was the best of times, it was the worst of times.
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To be stupid, selfish, and have good health are three requirements for happiness, though...
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The future has a way of arriving unannounced.