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If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education,...
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Traditions are group efforts to keep the unexpected from happening.
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In the sphere of thought, absurdity and perversity remain the masters of the world,...
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Be charitable before wealth makes thee covetous.
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You never see animals going through the absurd and often horrible fooleries of magic...
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The weaker the data available upon which to base one’s conclusion, the greater the...
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Know’st thou the land where the lemon-trees bloom, Where the gold orange glows in...
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It is so stupid of modern civilization to have given up believing in the...
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In how many lives does love really play a dominant part The average taxpayer...
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Music can name the unnameable and communicate the unknowable.