Quote #545
I wish the government would put a tax on pianos for the incompetent.
Quote #30008
When life is kicking others in the teeth, Become a dentist.
Quote #19633
Washington is a place where people praise courage and act on elaborate personal cost-benefit...
Quote #155
Human beings are the only creatures that allow their children to come back home.
Quote #12205
I expect to pass through this world but once. Any good therefore that I...
Quote #30715
I believe I am not mistaken in saying that Christianity is a demanding and...
Quote #18627
Discretion is the perfection of reason, and a guide to us in all the...
Quote #18700
The sun does not shine for a few trees and flowers, but for the...
Quote #13578
To sit alone with my conscience will be judgment enough for me.
Quote #8219
We are certainly getting ahead; if I am Moses, then you are Joshua and...