Quote #1112
Who the hell wants to hear actors talk?
Quote #19317
I don’t make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
Quote #15138
When something (an affliction) happens to you, you either let it defeat you, or...
Quote #4182
Be very circumspect in the choice of thy company. In the society of thine...
Quote #15923
The hardest arithmetic to master is that which enables us to count our blessings.
Quote #11588
All romantics meet the same fate someday. Cynical and drunk and boring someone in...
Quote #34108
The body is a marvelous machine…a chemical laboratory, a power-house. Every movement, voluntary or...
Quote #184
The good man is the friend of all living things.
Quote #6509
Nationalism is an infantile disease. It is the measles of mankind.
Quote #5455
A weapon is a device for making your enemy change his mind.